When a girl wants to change…

She does it only for the two reasons of believing that she will change completely in means of personality and looks and because someone, some poor bastard, has torn her heart into and repeatedly tap-danced on it without consideration for what she may be feeling or will feel after all that that asshole has done. 

She will speak words she may or may not mean, attempt to try and make things work again in hopes that all will be well, or simply give up in finding pure happiness for a while.  

Why?

Because girls aren’t as complex as we, as a society, has made them out to be.  Girls just act accordingly to how you treat them.  Saying that you’ve had openly spoken to your exes or previous hook ups whilst in a relationship with her may have been a bad idea and thus she acts as if you never existed or nothing ever happened BECAUSE you were a dick for making her feel all she has felt for you for years to be invalid.

Anyway the point is, when a girl changes her hair, i.e. washes it, she hopes to wash dick licks from her life away into the dark drain that is Asshole-ville.

i-o-u-a-fall:

chroniclesofpanem:

tunadeluna:

ninejuanjuan:

bromofasho:

nigga-chan:

nicoosuxx:

Remember when they were going to censor the internet?

Remember when people cared about Kony?

Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?

Remember when everyone played Temple Run?

Remember the Alamo?

Remember the Titans?

remember who you are

(Source: anthonypadilla, via thediagonallie)

laugh-addict:

How to avoid being the third wheel:

• Don’t go out

(Source: doomsday519, via becauseiknewyou0627)

pizzaforpresident:

i-like-u-buoy:

pizzaforpresident:

i have hotdogs but no buns i’m going to die

Just use bread!

are you some kind of savage

(via thediagonallie)