When a girl wants to change...
She does it only for the two reasons of believing that she will change completely in means of personality and looks and because someone, some poor bastard, has torn her heart into and repeatedly tap-danced on it without consideration for what she may be feeling or will feel after all that that asshole has done. She will speak words she may or may not mean, attempt to try and make things work...
laugh-addict: How to avoid being the third wheel: Don’t go out
pizzaforpresident: i-like-u-buoy: pizzaforpresident: i have hotdogs but no buns i’m going to die Just use bread! are you some kind of savage
i-o-u-a-fall: chroniclesofpanem: tunadeluna: ninejuanjuan: bromofasho: nigga-chan: nicoosuxx: Remember when they were going to censor the internet? Remember when people cared about Kony? Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge? Remember when everyone played Temple Run? Remember the Alamo? Remember the Titans? remember who you are
So I was watching Simon and Martina's K-POP Music...
I’m so done.
too fucking funny
stopharry2013: I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
guise. Seriously. It's hella hot errwurr
eponinevonschweetz: cristinaya: Shine bright like a washed nintendog OH GOSH YES
thediagonallie: bwusagi: So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to all the music you’ve ever blogged. nerdpoet: littlemarshmallowqueen: navi-the-xenocide: mega-meister: Oh my sweet baby Jesus. I didn’t know I needed this worth re-reblogging I use this all the time but just in case anyone doesn’t know about this it’s pretty cool
sourwolves: sourwolves: sourwolves: some guy just knocked on my door and said “ben?” last time i checked i am not a ben he just did it again and i had a moment of self doubt like maybe i am ben update: they found ben i am not ben
calciumwaves: IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD
When a Ref Gives me a Card
ikickdownthewalls: hellinawestwoodsuit: starkid-babes: thefoxxybenedict: starkpower: untilifindtheperfectgirl: phenste: carly rae jepsen is older than lady gaga let that sink in i thought she was 13 andrew garfield is older than chris hemsworth where is your god now The Starkids are older than the Harry Potter actors wAHT WHAT NO THE STARKIDS ARE FIVE
Just saw my first double overtime match at my...
smallz5000: It was against two unofficial teams Elmhurst and Northwestern Illinois. It was one of the most intense matches I’ve ever seen. Even more intense than ISU vs CMU. Props to these two tiny teams for being such good players.